FW: Good flame form :)

[Gregory Leblanc <GLeblanc@cu-portland.edu>]

I wouldn't normally forward this to a mailing list, but in light of recent
discussions, I think we all need to keep a copy of this one handy.  If
you're gonna flame, do it from the template!  :-)
	Greg

----- Original Message -----
From: "F. Robert Falbo" <rfalbo1@twcny.rr.com>
Newsgroups:
comp.sys.be.advocacy,comp.sys.be.help,comp.sys.be.programmer,comp.sys.be.mis
c
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2000 7:21 AM
Subject: Re: Be Stock in a dire state!!!


> In message <392D9C00.C222F63E@pobox.com>, Bram Fischer wrote:
>
> > Losers - Find another horse to back now that Be are FUCKERED!
>
> Start Flame
> ------------------
> Dear:
>   [ ] Alleged Primate         [ ] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
>   [ ] "Me too" er             [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
>   [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
>   [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] Punk
>   [ ] Fathead                 [ ] "Expert"        [ ] Irritant
>   [ ] Psycho                  [ ] Nut             [X] Wacko
>   [X] Windows Zealot          [ ] Other:
>
>  You Are Being Flamed Because:
>   [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
>   [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>   [ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
>   [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
>   [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
>   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>   [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
>   [ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
>   [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>   [ ] You started an off-topic thread
>   [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>   [ ] You said "me too" to something
>   [ ] You don't know which group to post in
>   [X] You suck
>   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
>   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>   [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
>   [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
>   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>   [ ] I think you might be a fed
>   [ ] You're an idiot
>   [ ] You're a moron
>   [ ] You're an imbecile
>   [ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
>   [ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
>   [ ] You contributed nothing
>   [X] You contributed less than nothing
>   [ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
>   [ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
>   [ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
>   [X] You are trolling
>
>  To Repent, You Must:
>
>   [ ] Give up your AOL account
>   [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>   [ ] Eat your caps lock key
>   [X] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
>   [ ] Actually post something relevant
>   [ ] Read the FAQ
>   [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>   [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
>   [ ] Stop sucking
>   [ ] Never post again
>   [ ] Die
>   [ ] Go away
>   [ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
>   [X] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
>         [ ] stop yourself from spamming
>         [ ] stop your parents from conceiving
>         [X] stop your grandparents from conceiving
>         [X] stay there
>   [ ] Get a life
>   [ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
>   [ ] Calm down
>   [ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
>       above)
>
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
>   [ ] Blow me
>   [ ] Who cares?
>   [ ] Fuck yourself
>   [ ] I pity your dog
>   [ ] Go to hell
>   [X] Never breed
>   [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
>   [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
>   [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
>   [X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>   [X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>   [ ] All of the above
>
> End Flame... Thank you...  Drive through.
> ------------------
>        -bob-
> --
>
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